Lemmings & Cherries

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

asylum-art:

Creative Sculptures by Hedi Xandt

Hedi Xandt imagines impressive sculptures. Mixing styles and materials with talent, the artist invites us to discover his dark and intense universe.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

romanoffses:

telepatheticweirfo:

deansapaintedwhore replied to your post: ‘Cause when you’re FIFTEEN and somebody tells you…

I’m going to be 17 and I still don’t know who I’m going to be. Maybe a lumberjack. WHO KNOWS, RIGHT?

The lyrics were a lie; I’m going to be an aardvark named Andy. Andy the Aardvark.

IM GOING TO BE 17 

17 

REMEMBER WHEN, SARAH

OH MY GOD

REHMAAAA HAHAHAHA wtf was I on about with this aardvark my gosh