Lemmings & Cherries

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

theinternetkid:

This made my day

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

itsyourdistraction:

Family Guy got it.

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

“The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.”

(via h-albschlaf)

tweeeeeexcore:

im a liar and a fraud i keep telling people im going to go to sleep yet here i am

rougeenoir:

Art + instagram