Lemmings & Cherries


when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

Tear gas



Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.



This made my day

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you


Family Guy got it.


this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

“The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.”

(via h-albschlaf)


im a liar and a fraud i keep telling people im going to go to sleep yet here i am

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