"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween
jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone